My man was sitting on the sofa last night reading a book called, "100 ways to please your woman."
I said, "Don't bother reading any of that nonsense, you only need to do two things for me and I'll be the happiest girl ever.
He smiled and said, "Aww, what's that then?"
I said, "Pack your bags and f@rk off.
I said, "Don't bother reading any of that nonsense, you only need to do two things for me and I'll be the happiest girl ever.
He smiled and said, "Aww, what's that then?"
I said, "Pack your bags and f@rk off.
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